1、和某男相亲，看他邋遢的指甲缝里都是泥垢，头发油油的，我敷衍几句推说有事要走，他要我的微信，我说手机坏了。第二天他约我，我说头疼，不去了，他在电话里骂道：你以为你谁啊！见面没半天，你就手机坏了，不过是想要我给你买手机。现在又说头疼，想干嘛？还想让我给你买药啊？2、我每天都给爱人买豆浆油条当早餐，有一天我问爱人这家店的早餐好吃不？爱人说：“还行，但是楼下小王的早餐更好吃。 ”顿时我就奇怪了，这早餐明明就是从小王店买的呀。3、刚才在网吧门口抽了根烟，看到一对情侣在吵架，我在旁边看着，突然那女的指着我说：你要有他十分之一帅，我根本不可能跟你吵。那男的说：笑话，我要有他十分之一帅，我还能看上你！你妹 ...

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　　A Chinese man paid for 5,000 bowls of spicy noodles in the southwestern city of Chongqing after a vendor recovered his lost engagement ring, it’s reported. 　　据报道，一名中国男子在西南部重庆市买了5000碗酸辣粉，以感谢一名店员帮他找到丢失的求婚戒指。 　　According to the Chongqing Morning Post, the man surnamed Wang wanted to surprise his gi ...

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　　Philippine police have killed 32 people in drug raids, thought to be the highest death toll in a single day in the country’s war on drugs. 　　菲律宾警方在缉毒行动中杀了32人，这被认为是该国毒品战争中最高的单日死亡人数。 　　The raids took place over 24 hours on Tuesday in Bulacan province, north of the capital Manila. 　　这次行动发生在周二，地点在菲律 ...

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　　在外就餐问孩子吃啥，他们说“我不知道”、“我不在乎”，真等菜端上桌子，他们又说“我不想吃那个”……带孩子外出就餐的父母遇到这种情况难免抓狂。一家餐厅帮家长们解决了这个难题，把孩子的牢骚话翻译成菜名，以后再也不用担心不会给孩子点餐了！ 　　Anyone with children, or young relatives, will know that dining out with little ones can be a frustrating experience. 　　任何有孩子或年幼亲戚的人都知道，和小朋友出去吃饭会有多令人头疼。 　　If they’re not r ...

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　　韩国是世界上机器人使用程度最高的国家，但是现在韩国却要把矛头对准机器人，成为首个征收“机器人税”的国家。由于国内失业率创下十七年来的新高，而罪魁祸首很有可能是机器人，韩国政府决定降低对自动化企业的税收优惠，以减少企业投资机器人的意愿，鼓励企业雇佣更多人类劳工。 　　Amid fears about robots replacing human jobs, South Korea could become the first country in the world to introduce a “robot tax.”  　　由于害怕机器人取代人类工作 ...

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　　Chinese rapper Xie Di, also known as “Fat Shady”, has sparked controversy after releasing an explicit and racist music video that targets foreigners. The controversial music video, titles “Gua Laowai”, or stupid foreigner, features the rapper telling off foreigners and repeatedly cussing on-scre ...

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　　China’s ivory market is shrinking with the decline in the number of ivory items for sale, ahead of the government’s ban on ivory trade, animal rights organizations said. 　　动物权益组织最新研究报告表示，在中国政府禁止象牙贸易之前，随着象牙制品数量减少，象牙市场也日益萎缩。 　　Two wildlife conservation organizations, World Wildlife Fund (WWF) and ...

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　　An anonymous source told Life & Style that Queen Elizabeth has decided to pass down her royal duties to her grandson Prince William and his wife, Kate Middleton. Now, it should be pointed out that the queen has yet to make any sort of formal announcement herself to confirm this news, but if ...

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　　A 24-year-old woman is under police investigation in Fuzhou, China after she attempted to mail her newborn baby to an orphanage wrapped in plastic bags. 　　中国福州一位24岁母亲将新生女婴包裹在塑料袋内，打包成快递寄往孤儿院。目前，这位母亲正在接受警方调查。。 　　The baby is currently in a stable condition at a hospital in the southeastern city. Fu ...

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　　A judge who said society should be “ashamed” for not protecting a suicidal girl has approved a care plan for her. 　　一名法官表示，社会应该为不保护一个想要自杀的女孩而感到“羞耻”，他已经批准了一项护理计划。 　　The girl, known as X, will be moved to a special unit on Thursday after doctors managed to find her a place. 　　这名被称为X的女孩 ...

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　　Jack Ma is currently worth $35.6 billion. Yet Ma once made $12 per month as an English teacher (though he was still happy). 　　现如今，马云身价高达356亿美元，但回首昔日，马云在担任英语老师时每个月薪水只有12美元（合80元人民币）。然而，纵使在穷困潦倒之际，马云却仍旧乐观。 　　His achievements are practically unbelievable considering his meager, humble beginnings. Alo ...

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1、老公参加大学同学聚会回来，老婆问：“你们当年的班花有什么变化吗？”老公感慨地说：“她还是跟上大学时一模一样，一点没变。”老婆酸溜溜地问：“二十多年没见，一点没变化？整容了吧！”老公白了一眼老婆：“我说的是她以前不理我，现在还是不理我。”2、两口子走到银行门口，看见了两只石狮子。老公打断一路喋喋不休的老婆，问：“你知道这两只石狮子，哪只公，哪只母？”老婆答：“这我哪会知道啊？”老公说：“我告诉你答案哦，张口的那只是母的，闭口的那只是公的。”老婆不解：“为什么？”老公说：“母的话多。”3、A：“我月薪一万多，但工资卡在老婆手里，我只能拿五百块零花钱。”B安慰A道：“你这算不错的了，工资对我来说 ...

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