现代企业职位新解总是在裁人，简称总裁；老是板着脸，所以称老板；总想监视人，所以叫总监；经常没道理，就叫经理；让老板秘密舒服，称为秘书。 三清三不清开啥会不清楚，开会坐哪清楚；谁送礼不清楚，谁没送清楚；谁干得好不好不清楚，该提拔谁清楚。 职场之最最难找的地方——有关部门；最难捉摸的话——研究研究；最神秘的机构——组织上；最大的官──一把手；最难管的东西——一张嘴；最谦虚的时候──在上级面前；最冠冕堂皇的语言──工作需要！ 做人的难处有钱吧，说你准变坏；没钱吧，说你真失败；有成就吧，说你会投机；没成就吧，说你没出息；有情人吧，说你真坏；没有情人吧，说你变态！ 批评批评上司，职位难保；批评同级， ...

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乙旅客冷静地回答道：“没有关系，刚才我把你当成一位绅士，而你把我当成一个小偷。看来，我俩都错了。” 3.吝 啬甲向乙抱怨说：“世界上没有比我的邻居更吝啬的人了！锤子都舍不得借给我用，好像一用就会坏掉。”乙说：“后来你怎么办呢？”甲：“没办法，我只好拿出自己的锤子来用了！” 4.不要脸一位美女去肉菜市场买一公斤猪肉，因为猪肉不够，所以老板从猪脸上割下一小块补进去。美女见状不答应了，大声地说：“我不要脸！” 5.我早就了解你了 一个小伙子向姑娘求婚，姑娘说： “不过，我们相识才三天呐，你了解我吗？”小伙子急忙说：“了解，了解，我早就了解你了。”“是吗？”来自[126163.com.cn]“是的，我 ...

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1、有个人留客人喝茶，因为没有茶叶，便到邻居家去借。很长时间邻居也没有送来，水烧开，也不见拿来，没办法只好不断往锅里添加凉水。过了半天，锅里的水已经满了，而茶叶最终也没有送来，妻子对丈夫说：“茶是喝不成了，不如留他洗个澡算了。” 2、我在学校入团时，当时只有我和一个女生，我们的团支书主持的时候毫不犹豫地说：“今天是两位同学大喜的日子……”其余同学笑得前仰后合。自认为这是我人生第一次结婚，场面很喜庆，哈~~~。 3、一次跟个美眉坐电梯，同乘的有个酷酷的大胡子老外。那个美眉一直唧唧喳喳说个不停，我就说：“别吵了，再吵把你卖给这个老外。”那个老外咧开大嘴，面露喜色 ，用不太标准的普通话说：“真的？ ...

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Alfred the Great acted his own spy, visiting Danish camps disguised as a minstrel. In those days wandering minstrels were welcome everywhere. They were not fighting men, and their harp was their passport. Alfred had learned many of their ballads in his youth, and could vary his programme with a ...

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Chickens slaughtered in the United States, claim officials in Brussels, are not fit to grace European tables. No, say the American: our fowl are fine, we simply clean them in a different way. These days, it is differences in national regulations, far more than tariffs, that put sand in the whee ...

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Not all sounds made by animals serve as language, and we have only to turn to that extraordinary discovery of echo-location in bats to see a case in which the voice plays a strictly utilitarian role. To get a full appreciation of what this means we must turn first to some recent human inventions ...

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There is no shortage of tipsters around offering ‘get-rich-quick’ opportunities. But if you are a serious private investor, leave the Las Vegas mentality to those with money to fritter. The serious investor needs a proper ‘portfolio’ — a well-planned selection of i ...

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Economy is one powerful motive for camping, since after the initial outlay upon equipment, or through hiring it, the total expense can be far less than the cost of hotels. But, contrary to a popular assumption, it is far from being the only one, or even the greatest. The man who manoeuvres careless ...

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a gifted American psychologist has said, ‘Worry is a spasm of the emotion; the mind catches hold of something and will not let it go.’ It is useless to argue with the mind in this condition. The stronger the will, the more futile the task. One can only gently insinuate something els ...

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In man’s early days. competition with other creatures must have been critical. But this phase of our development is now finished. Indeed, we lack practice and experience nowadays in dealing with primitive conditions. I am sure that, without modern weapons, I would make a very poor show of ...

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Custom has not commonly been regarded as a subject of great moment. The inner workings of our won brains we feel to be uniquely worthy of investigation, but custom, we have a way of thinking, is behaviour at its most commonplace. As a matter of fact, it is the other way around. Traditional cust ...

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We must conclude from the work of those who have studied the origin of life, that given a planet only approximately like our own, life is almost certain to start. Of all the planets in our solar system, we ware now pretty certain the Earth is the only one on which life can survive. Mars is too ...

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