开心一刻-笑话全集206

高一的一天，阳光普照。好一个秋高气爽的天气。这样的天气睡觉再合适不过了。
英语课上，昏昏欲沉。
忽然听到老师喊我名字，一脸莫名起来以后发现原来老师是喊我回答问题。旁边同学小声提醒着。
阿，你说什么阿，我听不清楚。
哦。我煞有其事的样子大声回答：去长城。。。。。。

哈哈哈。。。。。哄堂大笑，我一脸茫然。再看老师，脸都绿了。
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95"

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson responds with surprise:"Sir…,
Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken’s Car,
Ken’s House,
Ken’s Boat,
Ken’s Furniture,
Ken’s Computer and…
One of Ken’s Friends."
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!

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